<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050</id><updated>2012-01-26T03:31:47.176-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hillbilly In The Machine</title><subtitle type='html'>the blawg 'bout a hillbilly who done good.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>34</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-5578316201869052623</id><published>2007-12-02T21:53:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-03T07:43:03.612-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Jill and Bloo</title><summary type='text'>My wife is awesome.  This photo is proof.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/5578316201869052623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=5578316201869052623' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/5578316201869052623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/5578316201869052623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2007/12/jill-and-bloo.html' title='Jill and Bloo'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2082808542_b63c9600fa_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-8872570721079641695</id><published>2007-11-29T07:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-03T07:45:19.316-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt and the Jug</title><summary type='text'>I won't tell what's in that glass or that clear jug behind me.  You figure it out.  Happy Holidays!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/8872570721079641695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=8872570721079641695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/8872570721079641695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/8872570721079641695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2007/11/matt-and-jug.html' title='Matt and the Jug'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2333/2073761556_f009375b67_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-1433825709004591724</id><published>2007-10-12T11:05:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-12T11:05:23.139-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hillbilly Medicine</title><summary type='text'>.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }		Hillbilly Medicine, originally uploaded by Matt McElhannon.					For a sore throat and congestion*:2 tbsp Honey1/2 Lemon1/2 cup Jack Daniel's Tennessee WhiskeyHeat until just steaming (don't boil!), stirring constantly. Remove </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/1433825709004591724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=1433825709004591724' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/1433825709004591724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/1433825709004591724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2007/10/hillbilly-medicine.html' title='Hillbilly Medicine'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2205/1552067937_cf1beb18d2_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-6658713672465650846</id><published>2006-12-07T06:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-07T06:46:42.215-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Scary Mary</title><summary type='text'>Watch this:There's nothing I can say that will make this any more ridiculously awesome than it already is, so just watch it again.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/6658713672465650846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=6658713672465650846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/6658713672465650846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/6658713672465650846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2006/12/watch-this-theres-nothing-i-can-say.html' title='Scary Mary'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-114726352433973313</id><published>2006-05-10T08:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-05-10T15:15:52.926-04:00</updated><title type='text'>For the love of all that's good and decent</title><summary type='text'>Will you people PLEASE stop voting for this piece of white trash?!I can't take it anymore.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/114726352433973313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=114726352433973313' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/114726352433973313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/114726352433973313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2006/05/for-love-of-all-thats-good-and-decent.html' title='For the love of all that&apos;s good and decent'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-113276047930372135</id><published>2005-11-23T10:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-12-05T13:46:47.086-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I went to NYC</title><summary type='text'>and all I got was engaged.Here's my photo essay!Rockefeller Plaza.  Pretty classy, huh?I know.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/113276047930372135/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=113276047930372135' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/113276047930372135'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/113276047930372135'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/11/i-went-to-nyc_23.html' title='I went to NYC'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-113275878299143422</id><published>2005-11-23T10:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-11-23T10:22:20.290-05:00</updated><title type='text'>For all of you Arlene fans</title><summary type='text'>Per Tyler Durden's (if that is your real name) request, here is another pic of Arlene.  With Andy.  At the "Pirates of the Caribbean" gift shop.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/113275878299143422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=113275878299143422' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/113275878299143422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/113275878299143422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/11/for-all-of-you-arlene-fans.html' title='For all of you Arlene fans'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112829812691094010</id><published>2005-10-02T19:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-03T09:10:57.343-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This just in (my mouth)</title><summary type='text'>I've been learning to cook.  When Jilly travels for work, she's gone for at least a  week or two at a time and neither my wallet nor my waist can afford to eat out of a box, bag, or foil wrapper for that long.  Tonight, with a little phone help from Jilly, my Mama, and Kraft, I successfully* made a meatloaf!*considering five minutes had passed and I still hadn't blown it back out either end.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112829812691094010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112829812691094010' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112829812691094010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112829812691094010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/10/this-just-in-my-mouth.html' title='This just in (my mouth)'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112829261047006311</id><published>2005-10-02T18:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-10-02T18:36:50.476-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Go Fridays Kids Show Go!</title><summary type='text'>It was my turn to write our Japanese game show paradoy "Happy Go Fridays Kids Show Go!" for Fridays.  Here's some of what we got from our shoot this past weekend:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112829261047006311/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112829261047006311' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112829261047006311'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112829261047006311'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/10/happy-go-fridays-kids-show-go.html' title='Happy Go Fridays Kids Show Go!'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112739497266381550</id><published>2005-09-22T09:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-22T09:23:14.906-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Always behind</title><summary type='text'>Apparently some European students are building a home-made satellite that will eventually reach the Moon.Well, twenty-five years ago, Andy Griffith went to the Moon in a home-made rocket he built himself out of junk.  And he was an American, by God!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112739497266381550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112739497266381550' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112739497266381550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112739497266381550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/09/always-behind.html' title='Always behind'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112688836660995203</id><published>2005-09-16T11:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-16T12:33:30.820-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Questions &amp; concerns</title><summary type='text'>I've received several questions the past few days pertaining to the cost of the Fridays "Haunted House" set.  It is rather impressive so I can understand your curiosity.  Remember Arlene that I spoke of in an earlier post?  Well, here she is, hard at work as always:Arlene is our producer on Fridays.  She handles all the stuff that we don't, or shouldn't, handle, namely money.  Oftimes, you can </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112688836660995203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112688836660995203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112688836660995203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112688836660995203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/09/questions-concerns.html' title='Questions &amp; concerns'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112670497194886197</id><published>2005-09-14T09:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-15T12:41:49.716-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Walking tour of a haunted house</title><summary type='text'>This is the Fridays "Haunted House" set for October.  It's definitely a fixer-upper.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112670497194886197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112670497194886197' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112670497194886197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112670497194886197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/09/walking-tour-of-haunted-house.html' title='Walking tour of a haunted house'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112643769553658795</id><published>2005-09-10T21:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-09-15T12:42:44.456-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Shootin' Fridays</title><summary type='text'>The entire Cartoon Network Program Production team was at Turner Studios this weekend shooting Fridays.  Here's the entire Cartoon Network Program Production team:Me, Andy, Steve, and Lammy the Incontinent Lamb.There's one more person, Arlene, on the Fridays team, and I don't know where she was when we took this; perhaps she was actually working.  We're shooting October shows with Tommy and Tara </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112643769553658795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112643769553658795' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112643769553658795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112643769553658795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/09/shootin-fridays.html' title='Shootin&apos; Fridays'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112532084067167577</id><published>2005-08-29T08:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T10:48:52.570-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I just got back from vacation...</title><summary type='text'>And here I am with a huge erection - the Tybee Island Lighthouse!  Although they call it a "light station" cuz they're all upitty on Tybee Island, I guess.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112532084067167577/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112532084067167577' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112532084067167577'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112532084067167577'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/08/i-just-got-back-from-vacation.html' title='I just got back from vacation...'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-112528475174382459</id><published>2005-08-28T23:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-08-28T23:05:51.746-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Return of the Hillbilly</title><summary type='text'>Oh yeah, Hillbilly fans!  I've been gone a long while, but now I'm BACK!  I've started a new job at Cartoon, I've got a new girlfriend, and it's football season!As you can see from my previous post, it was last football season.  So basically, I suck.  But since Blogger has gotten fancier and I can post all kinds of different ways, I'll do it more often.  More pictures, more posts, more </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/112528475174382459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=112528475174382459' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112528475174382459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/112528475174382459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/08/return-of-hillbilly.html' title='Return of the Hillbilly'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-110475797767518744</id><published>2005-01-01T10:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T15:30:08.950-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><summary type='text'>TODAY is the OUTBACK BOWL!  Georgia Bulldogs vs. Wisconsin Badgers!  Kickoff is 11:00!  Watch it!GO DAWGS!!georgiadogs.comUPDATE!Bulldogs WIN!   24 - 21!HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/110475797767518744/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=110475797767518744' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110475797767518744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110475797767518744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2005/01/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-110173606646382055</id><published>2004-11-29T08:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T15:30:55.770-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Georgia Bulldogs vs. Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets</title><summary type='text'>Forgot to tell y'all!  It was Saturday, Nov. 27!GO DAWGS!!georgiadogs.comBulldogs WIN!   19 - 13HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/110173606646382055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=110173606646382055' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110173606646382055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110173606646382055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/georgia-bulldogs-vs-georgia-tech.html' title='Georgia Bulldogs vs. Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-110168375174365453</id><published>2004-11-28T18:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-30T15:09:05.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cowboy Up</title><summary type='text'>A couple of Fridays ago, my boss took our department on a retreat to Chateau Elan, a resort / spa / winery just north of Atlanta.  It's quite beautiful and, being in the country, a serene place, with golf courses and misty vineyards surrounding the hotel and chateau.  There were plans for horseback riding, I picturing myself trotting out of the chateau's stables atop my noble steed, surveying </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/110168375174365453/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=110168375174365453' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110168375174365453'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110168375174365453'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/cowboy-up.html' title='Cowboy Up'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-110140154780486953</id><published>2004-11-25T11:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-29T13:30:56.953-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Thanksgiving!</title><summary type='text'>The History of ThanksgivingThree things I'm thankful for:My Mama, for her love and support, and for reminding me to take life as it comes.Georgia Bulldogs football - and baseball, basketball, soccer, gymnastics, ballroom dancing, chess club and anything else that has to do with the Georgia Bulldogs.Coffee with cream and Sugar In The Raw.Okay, your turn.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/110140154780486953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=110140154780486953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110140154780486953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110140154780486953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/happy-thanksgiving.html' title='Happy Thanksgiving!'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-110037765057247102</id><published>2004-11-13T15:25:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T15:31:39.306-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Georgia Bulldogs vs. Auburn Tigers</title><summary type='text'>TODAY!  Kickoff is 3:30!  Watch it!GO DAWGS!!georgiadogs.comUPDATE!Bulldogs LOSE!   24 - 6</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/110037765057247102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=110037765057247102' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110037765057247102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110037765057247102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/georgia-bulldogs-vs-auburn-tigers.html' title='Georgia Bulldogs vs. Auburn Tigers'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-110022252278668340</id><published>2004-11-11T20:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:20:03.820-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The greatest website ever created</title><summary type='text'>If you like to read, that is.Project Gutenberg</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/110022252278668340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=110022252278668340' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110022252278668340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/110022252278668340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/greatest-website-ever-created.html' title='The greatest website ever created'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-109974961442831519</id><published>2004-11-06T08:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T15:32:19.853-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Georgia Bulldogs vs. Kentucky Wildcats</title><summary type='text'>TODAY!  Kickoff is 12:30!  Watch it!GO DAWGS!!georgiadogs.comUPDATE!Bulldogs WIN!   62 - 17!HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/109974961442831519/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=109974961442831519' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109974961442831519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109974961442831519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/georgia-bulldogs-vs-kentucky-wildcats.html' title='Georgia Bulldogs vs. Kentucky Wildcats'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-109969136299533532</id><published>2004-11-05T16:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T10:43:37.563-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Highway Robbery Part 2</title><summary type='text'>GREAT NEWS!  My insurance company reimbursed me for the tow truck...some.  They cut me a check for $85!TOTAL - $261.09Reimbursment - $85NEW TOTAL - $176.09!Big deal.  Henry Ford's still a jerk.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/109969136299533532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=109969136299533532' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109969136299533532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109969136299533532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/highway-robbery-part-2.html' title='Highway Robbery Part 2'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-109961367963273498</id><published>2004-11-04T19:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T10:42:26.126-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Highway Robbery</title><summary type='text'>So, I take a taxi from my apartment to the Home Depot.  That was $32 including tip.  I have my Blazer towed to Cobb Parkway Chevrolet, which was a long way.  The tow truck driver charged me $125.  Cash.  No check or credit card.  Cash.  Jerk.  Then the service guy at the Chevy place tells me the labor to take off the wheel and look at the problem was going to be between $45 and $97.  He said he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/109961367963273498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=109961367963273498' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109961367963273498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109961367963273498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/highway-robbery.html' title='Highway Robbery'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-109934632663448225</id><published>2004-11-01T16:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:25:45.703-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm supposed to be on vacation this week. Today is the first of what should have been a relaxing few days, with an election day thrown in to mix things up.  Well, yesterday I'm going to see a friend of mine and the brakes screwed up on my Blazer.  The same new brakes that a guy and I put on a few months ago.  I can't drive it at all.  So now my Blazer sits outside a Home Depot halfway across the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/109934632663448225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=109934632663448225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109934632663448225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109934632663448225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/11/im-supposed-to-be-on-vacation-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-109916907630662832</id><published>2004-10-30T16:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T15:33:09.046-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party</title><summary type='text'>a.k.a. Georgia  Bulldogs vs. Florida Gators, is today.  Watch it!GO DAWGS!!georgiadogs.comUPDATE!Bulldogs WIN!   31 - 24!HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/109916907630662832/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=109916907630662832' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109916907630662832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109916907630662832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/10/worlds-largest-outdoor-cocktail-party.html' title='The World&apos;s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-109855881845581494</id><published>2004-10-23T15:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:28:13.003-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Well, it's about time!</title><summary type='text'>It's only taken - what - 20 years?!The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/109855881845581494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=109855881845581494' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109855881845581494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109855881845581494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/10/well-its-about-time.html' title='Well, it&apos;s about time!'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-109049637268041381</id><published>2004-07-22T07:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-02-08T10:52:01.566-05:00</updated><title type='text'>100 LBS. Extravaganza</title><summary type='text'>Well, folks...here are some pictures from the big shindig.  Sorry it took so long to get 'em up.  Y'all enjoy!p.s.  Yes, them's t-shirts what Yvette had made special with my mug on 'em.  No, you can't have one 'cause they're all gone.  Sorry.  But feel free to print the logo at the top of the page and make your own.  You're crafty.  Heck...you found this stupid blawg.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/109049637268041381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=109049637268041381' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109049637268041381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/109049637268041381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/07/100-lbs-extravaganza.html' title='100 LBS. Extravaganza'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-108748692312058271</id><published>2004-06-17T11:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:31:06.156-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Over The Hump</title><summary type='text'>(The following was written a few days before my 100 LBS. Extravaganza while I was also preparing to deliver the customary speech.  I wanted to say something at the party about my good friend Yvette, only realizing the day of that I had already done just that in the blawg.  So I pretty much delivered what you see here, with a few embellishments. -- M.)Well, folks, I've made it over the hump.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/108748692312058271/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=108748692312058271' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/108748692312058271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/108748692312058271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/06/over-hump.html' title='Over The Hump'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-108280553890541142</id><published>2004-04-24T07:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:41:27.343-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Lawd, What Did I Do To Be Hainted?</title><summary type='text'>Alright...I know I ain't blawgged for a while.  I promise it'll happen a lot more, at least once a week.I found the following as I was looking through my little notebook recently.  This was witnessed by my boss in the lobby of The Argyle, our hotel in L.A. back during my shoot.  A couple of twenty-something guys wearing clothes with that just-slept-in look and toting several guee-tars, check </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/108280553890541142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=108280553890541142' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/108280553890541142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/108280553890541142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/04/lawd-what-did-i-do-to-be-hainted.html' title='Lawd, What Did I Do To Be Hainted?'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-107713878755544086</id><published>2004-02-18T16:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:40:39.106-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My niece, Lillian Elizabeth, was born yesterday morning 2/17/2004 at 8:09a est.  She weighed 6 lbs. 2 oz., and was 19".  You can call her Lily.  I'll post pictures as soon as I get 'em.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/107713878755544086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=107713878755544086' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107713878755544086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107713878755544086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/02/my-niece-lillian-elizabeth-was-born.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-107702409203678349</id><published>2004-02-17T08:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:40:23.170-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My mom just called me.  My brother and his wife are at the hospital right now, having their first baby.  My third niece.  I'll let you know what happens.  Well...other than the obvious.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/107702409203678349/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=107702409203678349' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107702409203678349'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107702409203678349'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/02/my-mom-just-called-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-107689884776876076</id><published>2004-02-15T21:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:40:04.013-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hollywood Hillbilly</title><summary type='text'>It’s been so dang busy and hectic at work that I haven’t bothered to update you guys. But I’m definitely going to try harder. So here goes…My shoot in LA went great! My cast was perfect - the kids were awesome and the lady playing “The Aunt” was amazing. I still can’t get over how well they all worked together. Basically, the spot followed a little guy all dressed up going to visit his aunt.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/107689884776876076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=107689884776876076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107689884776876076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107689884776876076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/02/hollywood-hillbilly.html' title='Hollywood Hillbilly'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6379050.post-107498686469379038</id><published>2004-01-24T18:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2004-11-17T13:38:56.943-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Hillbilly In The Machine</title><summary type='text'>I’m just an ole boy born and raised in Athens, GA who watched a little too much television and movies growing up.  But with the help of a little schoolin’ and a lot of luck, I got a chance to work in the on-air creative department of Cartoon Network.  I write and produce promos, interstitials, etc. for the network – that’s all the stuff what don’t appear to be a commercial or an actual program.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/feeds/107498686469379038/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6379050&amp;postID=107498686469379038' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107498686469379038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6379050/posts/default/107498686469379038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hillbillyinthemachine.blogspot.com/2004/01/hillbilly-in-machine.html' title='The Hillbilly In The Machine'/><author><name>Matt McElhannon</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09644688711223782013</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_khDScbk2FrY/SNle-FEYqlI/AAAAAAAAAXc/vM9LsmeEFjE/S220/matt_avatar_bw.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
