Jill and Bloo

My wife is awesome. This photo is proof.

Matt and the Jug

I won't tell what's in that glass or that clear jug behind me. You figure it out. Happy Holidays!

Hillbilly Medicine

Hillbilly Medicine, originally uploaded by Matt McElhannon.

For a sore throat and congestion*:

2 tbsp Honey
1/2 Lemon
1/2 cup Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

Heat until just steaming (don't boil!), stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Fill coffee cup half-way and drink. Put leftovers in fridge and take two tbsp every two hours until gone. Get well soon!

*My mother-in-law gave me this recipe. It's very similar to my personal remedy, only mine doesn't require honey or lemon.

Scary Mary

Watch this:

There's nothing I can say that will make this any more ridiculously awesome than it already is, so just watch it again.

For the love of all that's good and decent

Will you people PLEASE stop voting for this piece of white trash?!


I can't take it anymore.